Just last week I dumped my girlfriend of 3 years. So sad, but I’m not sad anymore because my new girlfriend (which I befriended last Saturday) is much, much, much better than the previous one.
My new girlfriend has a better body shape. She’s nicer to hold. Always polite, never hang up on me.
Doesn’t that sound too good to be true? There’s more.
Not only she is the a model, she comes together with a sex black bra!
The instant I saw her I just can’t seem to let her go. She loves me and I love her that’s all that matters right?
I mean, she knows almost everything about me. EVERYTHING.
We’re extremely intimate with each other. Its almost like we know what are the buttons to press when we are together.
I can’t seem to express my joy everytime I talk to her and hold her close to me.
I guess we’re getting married soon.
Well, my parents’ worries could very well be over. Finally their son is getting married!
What then happens to my old girlfriend? Well… she became my younger brother’s girlfriend instead
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My old girlfriend (below)

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My New GirlFriend…. & her Black Sexy jaBRA

Heh, “creative” story huh. 
P.S. For those of you who doesn’t understand what’s the connection between the phone and the girlfriend… the bra, the model, the intimacy… bleh. leceh wanna explain also.