Archive for September, 2008

Fasinating Human Mind

authored on Saturday, September 27th 2008

Hlelo,

if you can raed tihs, you hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
Can you raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

If you can raed tihs, yuor biarn is 50% fetsar tahn toshe who cna’t.

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My Latest Girlfriend ((vibe))

authored on Wednesday, September 24th 2008

Computers these days are so affordable. For just a little over RM3K, I got one that can last me for the next five years!

Nicknamed ((vibe)), she’s got an tough yet elegant body.

My previous PC was a Pentium 4. at least 5 years old. Wondered why I’ve waited so long to buy this one. At last I’m glad I did!

Money wasn’t spared for topping it’s perfromance. This big fan sits on top of the processor. If only it admits a kewl light and a whistle….

One other thing that fasinated me was the size of the mother board.

Or at least it’s box.

Bottom left of the box is a DVD just to show you the size of the box in prespective.

In comparison to the CDROM box, you can imagine how many things I’ve to toll around Low Yat. Bleh

Before it all ends, our stomach comes first before gaming…. yet gaming can make one forget about food and baths, day and night…. even work.

Let the Crysis begin!

Pulau Redang Totally Mutated Contengness

authored on Thursday, September 18th 2008

WENSTER!

Hehe, caught ya ‘all attention didn’t I?

Pulau Redang fever isn’t over yet!

You have to give credit to the marvelous amazing art of Wendy.

Taken with the powerful Sony T300, this baby can snap your personality and see who you really are inside!

Woolala is horny.

Dolphin has always wanted to be Mickey Mouse

Tomagogame had always wanted more hair

Elise wishes to be more blonde and outstanding

Hugo the alfro got his earlobes knotted together

Founder of Shoutoutlounge.com…. Well, at least now you know what this guy is capable of.

And saving the best for last….

Lisa has always wanted those sexy pouchy lucious lips! Not to be left out, the mole that brought her all the wind water (feng shui) she needs! At least that got her the ‘best’ title.

Now, if you wanna kill me for putting these pictures up, let’s meet up in BRJ for dinner.

Manhattan Fish Market Dinner

authored on Monday, September 15th 2008

My brother’s Birthday celebration at Manhattan Fish Market!

I remember the time when KFC was selling their tiny burger but in every advertisement, it’s really misleading to show you how big their burger is.

Here’s an idea what KFC did……

<Shown the picture of a fish that’s 3 meters long>

|—————-3m———–|

<Shown the picture of a bigger fish that’s 5 meters long>

|—————————–5m—————|

<Shown the picture of KFC burger that’s 6 Centimeters long>

|————————————6cm——————|

Enough said.

Happy birthday bro.

Prayer Is More Important

authored on Sunday, September 14th 2008

Have been going through some Christian materials of a book called “Give Me 40 Days”.

Though I’ve not completed the process, the prayer quotes within inspires me to pray more.

Prayer is such an overlooked ‘activity’ yet when you’ve no where else to turn…. what does one do? Pray of coz.

Ah, the powers above, the Guy upstairs, God…

All of these quotes are by famous people such as Martin Luthur King, C.S. Lewis and such talks or prays so much that these quotes seem to be their core values.

So here goes. May it help you as much as it has helped me.

•    The first purpose of the prayer is to move the pray-er.
•    I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go.
•    Prayer does not change God, but changes him who prays.
•    Satan trembles when e sees the weakest saint upon his knees.
•    Prayer is a rising up and a drawing near to God in mind and in heart and in spirit.
•    When am I trying to get God to do that I should be doing myself? Restore a relationship? Resolve a problem at work? Choose my career? What will I take responsibility for today?
•    When life knocks you to your knees – well, that’s the best position in which to pray, isn’t it?
•    We are too busy to pray, and so we are too busy to have power. We have a great deal of activity, but we accomplish little; many services but few conversions; much machinery but few results.
•    In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without heart.
•    Lord, help me live from day to day In such a self-forgetful way, That even when I kneel to pray, My prayer shall be for others.
•    Every time we pray, our horizon is altered, our attitude to things is altered, not sometimes but every time, and the amazing thing is that we don’t pray more.
•    Don’t expect a thousand-dollar answer to a ten-cent prayer.
•    If Christians spent as much time praying as they do grumbling, they would soon have nothing to grumble about.
•    Prayer is not only “the practice of the presence of God,” it is the realization of His presence.
•    To pray is the greatest thing we can do, and to do it well, there must be calmness, time and deliberation.
•    If you would have God hear you when you pray, you must hear Him when He speaks.
•    Spread out your petition before God, and then say, “Thy will, not mine, be done.” The sweetest lesson I have learned in God’s school is to let the Lord choose for me.
•    Heaven is full of answers to prayers for which no one ever bothered to ask.
•    The penalty of not praying is the loss of one’s capacity to pray.
•    Prayer is not overcoming God’s reluctancy; it is laying hold of His highest willingness.
•    If we are honest, we must admit that much of our time is spent pretending. But when we turn to God in prayer, we must present our real selves, candidly acknowledging our strengths and weaknesses and our total dependence on Him.
•    Work as if you were to live 100 years; pray as if you were to die tomorrow.
•    Prayer is not a means by which we get something for ourselves, but rather a method of helping God get something for Himself.
•    Prayer is not learned by rote; it is experienced. Just talk and listen. It’s no more difficult than that.
•    No man ever prayed heartily without learning something.
•    Promises are given, not to supercede, but to quicken and encourage prayer.
•    Prayer is a strong wall and fortress of the church. It is a goodly Christian weapon.
•    Prayer moves the arm, which moves the world, and brings salvation down.
•    Prayer is not a monologue, but a dialogue; God’s voice in response to mine is its most essential part. Listening to God’s voice is the secret of the assurance that He will listen to mine.
•    From morning to night we should think to be too long to be without meat; yet who thinks it is too long to be without prayer?
•    As we are involved in unceasing thinking, so we are called to unceasing prayer.
•    Do you know what is wrong with the world today? There is too much theologian and not enough kneeologian.
•    What answers to prayer have I been unable to see because I am not in close enough communions with God?
•    We honor God when we ask for great things. It is a humiliating thing to think that we are satisfied with very small results.
•    I have often learned more in a one prayer than I have been able to glean from much reading and reflection.
•    Beware in your prayer, above everything, of limiting God, not only by unbelief, but by fancying that you know what He can do.
•    Pray the largest prayers. You cannot think a prayer so large that God, in answering it, will not wish you had made it larger. Pray not for crutches but for wings!
•    Don’t allow yourself to be burdened by any one form of prayer. Don’t tie yourself to repetition or set form. Simply engage in conversation with the One who adores you unconditionally.
•    Praying in tongues is the God within me speaking to Himself, allowing me to participate in Heavenly  transactions. What an honor!
•    He who ceases to pray ceases to prosper.
•    Prayer is, More Important!

Insanity Strikes Several People

authored on Wednesday, September 3rd 2008

Nothing hides from this devastating toy. Hugo swung out his big fish eye and wooola, pimples, acnes, moles, tongues nose hair, wrinkles and panda eyes have no place to hide!

insanity blots

Sorry you have to be first.

I couldn’t remember your name other than “angeline’s friend” that’s why your filename is ‘blotted-1.jpg’. LOL

crazy aaron

SO’s very own The Rock. If ever you make a swt remark, aaron’s your man.

tongue sticking angeline

Did you know dolphins have tongues? I think I see a little mustache there too!

weird weird denial

daniel chew

Weird Daniel has two pics. Both of them look totally different! One whose head looks like an alien (if only he shaved his head bald and paint it green. The other looks like some puppet comedian. I mean, compare the chin, one’s sharp, the other’s so…. has a retangular base. You could almost say “Chou Sing Chee”.

hugo blog

This is Hugo. Now the victim of his own cam. Cheeky huh.

lisa the ghost

I must say… Lisa looks ghastly (or ghostly). Reminds me of horror movies where the background changes as the ghost walks but the face stays central. Eerie I must say.

mad william

Wondering why william’s pic is smaller, but yea, probably photoshop bug. Hah. Must say he’s more spectacular in real live than depicted here.

david chong

Last and NOT LEAST, me. The specs’ Wendy’s and wow, I didn’t know they are ttthhhaaattt big.

Can’t help but add a little flare to it. *chuckle*

Badly needing a hair cut and a shave, comment and I’ll get right back to you :-D