Why do men like to do push ups?
- They look nice in almost any shirt
- Men naturally look macho when they have chest
- It’s easier to ’show-off’ than if you have six-packs
- The ‘valley’ can hold your precious gold necklace in place
- It protects your heart (from being heart broken)
- Women feel nice when they place their head in between the pectorals.
- The man also feel nice.
You know you have achieved optimum pectorals when :
- Your pectorals is bigger than your bulging tummy
- You no longer can see your foot
- You can clap and make a joyful noise with it
- You can score a goal when the football hits one of your chest
- Even better if you can carry a football in the center of your chest, run to the goal, let go.
- When you can raise and sink each side individually according to the rhythm of a song.
- Squash a mosquito when it lands in the center!
Okok, lame enough. Post other odd ideas you have yea ;p