Just last week I dumped my girlfriend of 3 years. So sad, but I’m not sad anymore because my new girlfriend (which I befriended last Saturday) is much, much, much better than the previous one.
My new girlfriend has a better body shape. She’s nicer to hold. Always polite, never hang up on me.
Doesn’t that sound too good to be true? There’s more.
Not only she is the a model, she comes together with a sex black bra!
The instant I saw her I just can’t seem to let her go. She loves me and I love her that’s all that matters right?
I mean, she knows almost everything about me. EVERYTHING.
We’re extremely intimate with each other. Its almost like we know what are the buttons to press when we are together.
I can’t seem to express my joy everytime I talk to her and hold her close to me.
I guess we’re getting married soon.
Well, my parents’ worries could very well be over. Finally their son is getting married!
What then happens to my old girlfriend? Well… she became my younger brother’s girlfriend instead 
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My old girlfriend (below)
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My New GirlFriend…. & her Black Sexy jaBRA
Heh, “creative” story huh. 
P.S. For those of you who doesn’t understand what’s the connection between the phone and the girlfriend… the bra, the model, the intimacy… bleh. leceh wanna explain also.
When I was reading quater way of your post, I know sure not a real ‘gf’ but ur hp liao… lol
hah, because u know me since when?! Hmm… Maybe I should have thrown more emo inside.
fakenya la ur post… ahahaha
baka daniel. ban u then u know. nothing good to say, zip it swt.
I can’t believe you dumped a 3 years’ girlfriend for a new one just because she’s got black “bra”. LOL~ But hey, I like your new girlfriend too. Oh, and what kind of “bra” is Jabra? Got blueteats? Hahaha~
Heyz, the bra not bad man, it glows in the dark when you turn it on.
If only they come in pairs
your girlfriend.. dumping the old for the new and better! XD
Congrats! =)
your first few lines were quite a shocker eh.. LOL
Hi wenDY!
Hah, you’re the only one who likes my new gf. Guess the rest are just jealuous!
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