Archive for October, 2007

A New Breed of Programmers

authored on Monday, October 29th 2007

Today I had a loooong meeting.

And they are talking about accounting while I’m only in charged of the website.

So I whipped out my laptop and started coding for a site I’m working on.

I fell asleep!

Funny thing was, I was still coding. Yup, sleep programming. Less harzadous than sleep walking and wayyyyy cool.

When I woke up after my short snooze (everyone noticed ofcoz), and what I saw on the computer screen was amist my codes, I actually typed a sentence I ‘heard’ while I was snoozing!

I mean, it looks like this…

$q = mysql_query(”SELECT * FROM admin WHERE approval = ‘1′;”) or die(mysql_error());

while ($r = mysql_fetch call suppliers to start collecting their data

yup yup, part of that second line of code was my ’sleep programming’ programming.

Once again, this time, a million sleeping monkeys, pounding on a million bedsized keyboard, a universe of something will appear!

Hah, yea, right. if the keyboard is plugged in.

The Function That Broke The Programmer’s Back

authored on Thursday, October 25th 2007

Have you ever tried to do something you so passionate about that you forgot about breakfast, lunch, dinner and sleep! Yea, worth the sacrifice right?

Put yourself in the shoes of a programmer, whose passion is to, program, and eats instant noodles for nutrition, coke for hydration. After a few months writing your heart out, you look out the window, you see a lovely couple walking by. In their hand they hold a travel magazine, see them get into a Limo… you wonder why did you start programming in the first place.

One saying says that if a million monkeys pound on a million keyboard, the universe would have a chance to be created.

Ok, back to topic.

Why did you program?

Passion? yea, right, like the monkeys.

Money? It doesn’t seem to be working yet.

Addicted to information? It ain’t getting you no where esspecially if you are not in the ‘in’ group.

So why did that coupling scenario you saw, the comparison between you and them, why the vast difference? Why can he/she make it and you still haven’t?

You can’t just give up what you started.

You ain’t where you wanna be but you aren’t where you used to be either.

So back to your chair you go and you try to write a program. A program that will change the world! A program with many many functions that will make the program a success.

After writing ‘endless’ functions, the fruits ain’t big. Why?!

Dang programming. Dang the functions. Dang 0101011101010101010101!!!

“There’s gotta be more to life” comes to your head.

You got out of your chair, grab your coat, ditched your laptop, went for a movie, played basketball, have a handful of life out there…

2 months later….

Cutting the story short, you are back on your chair programming. Feeling like a monkey (again). Bleh.

What went wrong?

Lack of persistence?

Lack of tools?

Did you stop “3 feet before you struck gold”? YES!

Not many can deny, it is when upon almost giving up is where success is. Ironically, that equates to asking you to fail (dig) faster. Though not blindly, but NEVER GIVE UP!

As long as one monkey is left pounding, something is bound to happen…

THE END.

P.S. You may be wondering what does all these monkey stuff have to do with the title “The Function That Broke the Programmer’s Back”.

Simply put, my back’s *broken* and out comes this ranting. X_X

OKOK, back to work.

Going Back In Time

authored on Sunday, October 21st 2007

Wendy tagged Time Machine on me. The whole objective is that if given a chance, what one time you would want to change if given the chance to go back in time?

I would say that I wished I had studied more and ‘activated’ my passions in programming WHILE still in college.

Lost a few years there.

Nevertheless, things are as they are, and by GOD’s grace, I still got the fire and drive to do something worthwhile.

And here’s something worth mentioning, wish that I could have taken that BIG positive hint from the girl that I liked.

Hah, I let her go. Cheh.

But yesterday is buried with tomorrow. Today, today, today, is the time machine for me! (sounds pathetically fake).

Thanks Wendy for bringing this one out :)

Now to tag… Itchyichitaka, Angeline, Aaron Woo Lala, Daniel

Appreciating My Girlfriend

authored on Friday, October 12th 2007

My girlfriend deserves the best!

So I bought her a new dress! Elegant & sexy I must say.

She was, obviously thrilled to the core on how much I love her. She tried on the dress, thank GOD that it was the right size.

She knows me only too well that I would want to boast about her new dress to the world. She even helped me by taking pictures of the new dress.

Ah, to have and to hold. Having her by my side whenever I need her, and she needs me to turn her on ;)

I guess she’s for keeps. What more can I say.

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Behold, the black dress

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… Unwrapped.

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With a lock to keep her by my side ;)

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For those who had followed along this mini series. Guess you already know ‘it’ from the beginning. STILL, blogs are for random blurps.

Bluekrps. ;)

My New GirlFriend is Better!

authored on Monday, October 8th 2007

Just last week I dumped my girlfriend of 3 years. So sad, but I’m not sad anymore because my new girlfriend (which I befriended last Saturday) is much, much, much better than the previous one.

My new girlfriend has a better body shape. She’s nicer to hold. Always polite, never hang up on me.

Doesn’t that sound too good to be true? There’s more.

Not only she is the a model, she comes together with a sex black bra!

The instant I saw her I just can’t seem to let her go. She loves me and I love her that’s all that matters right?

I mean, she knows almost everything about me. EVERYTHING.

We’re extremely intimate with each other. Its almost like we know what are the buttons to press when we are together.

I can’t seem to express my joy everytime I talk to her and hold her close to me.

I guess we’re getting married soon.

Well, my parents’ worries could very well be over. Finally their son is getting married!

What then happens to my old girlfriend? Well… she became my younger brother’s girlfriend instead ;)

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My old girlfriend (below)

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My New GirlFriend…. & her Black Sexy jaBRA ;)

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Heh, “creative” story huh. swt

P.S. For those of you who doesn’t understand what’s the connection between the phone and the girlfriend… the bra, the model, the intimacy… bleh. leceh wanna explain also.

I’m Tagged Therefore…

authored on Sunday, October 7th 2007

Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions with 15 totally useless answers.

If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?
Shirt with “I would rather be with my your boyfriend”

At 10am this morning, I was…
Programming till the world around me fades away

At 10pm tonight, I will be…
The faded world became reality again

Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?
Someone with the same caliber and charisma as the predecessors

If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would…
try to turn her on again ;)

If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…
ionizer. Produce nothing but O3

If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?
An utter nonsense question that doesn’t even deserve an utter nonsense answer.

Singapore is good for…
being grateful one can eat bubblegum.

If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?
I’m going home!

Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?
A boatmaker

Die by drowning or by fire?
Nothing beats the irritating sound of a mosquito buzzing around one’s ears

What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?
A packet of durian seeds. Plant it, pee on it, wait for 10 years, harvest. Make RM95.50.

If I opened a night club, what would I call it?
TomagoGame

Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?
Being Understanding Like Barbers Overcutting Undercutting Snakers

I think my ass is…
mine

Tagging:
Dick
Tom
Harry

Blog Updating Begins Again…

authored on Thursday, October 4th 2007

7 wonders of last week:

1. I got my pay!

2. I worked over time. Yup, really a wonder.

3. I got a VIP card with an expiry date of December 2004.

4. Went to do Hot Yoga. Swt.swt

5. Stole somebody’s signature. swt hehe.

6. Played basketball 4 out of 7 days. Healthynya.

7. Me!